bbaylors: artofbieber: pJWWSHJLDSFKDSLJKADFH OMG wut I see.
ugh: It’s like I’m a senior and i’ve been accepted to college already and it’s second semester and I’ve had senoritis since my sophomore year and i don’t give a shit anymore i’m beyond not wanting to schoolwork i’ve just developed this unbreakable putting-off system and i’ve never felt better about not doing virtually anything
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via meggannn) I really appreciate this story and the exercise these men and women were taking part in. It’s an excellent example of how feminism isn’t just crazy women complaining that society is so unfair.
tyleroakley: Nice try! I can’t stop watching.
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
absurdreasoning: I want Santorum to become President purely so that we can have widespread protests to legalize blow jobs I can dig it. Can you imagine? “Where are you off to, sweet daughter of mine?” “I’m off to right the world and let dick suckers suck dick.” “Alright, be home by supper!”
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
the-absolute-best-posts: the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can’t even with all these feels the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but...
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
The United States:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
My brother's girlfriend
She woke me up at 12:40 and sat down in my room to talk about how I am and speak a little gibberish. It’s 1:07 and she just left after my brother saved me. I’m not upset but WHY. Like, what’s happening.