whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual...– The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
mrgolightly: Can we just talk about all of the people who have already signed on for American Horror Story: Coven? Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Patti Lupone, Taissa Farmiga, Gabourey Sidibe, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy and Emma Roberts. Um, and it’s about witches? That shit is gonna be insane.
There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s...– Tyler Oakley on people who hate him. (via gideoncrumb)
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
Life is so hard that I think I just swallowed myself whole
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
urlnotknown: I dislike greatly how I can go from feeling pretty to feeling gross in a 10 minute time period
hcstritz: I just want to sweep up all of the hurt women and girls in my arms and take all of our rage and harness it into becoming such glorious, beautiful, powerful monsters that men scramble to avoid crossing our paths and fear looking us in the eye
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus